The day of birth

It was actually today. The pains started early; the water broke early and then the Mad Ride. Spreading the arms out to each side, doing it all wrong because the knowledge just wasn't there. "Don't speed!" But the pains were getting quite intolerable. And then the admittance. "I hear two heart beats. Are there twins in the family?" Let's hope not. Preparations haven't been made! "Oh; she's breech." "Sorry I'm yelling." And cussing......